Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle
If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.John Mayer (via black-cigar)
did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells
fun fact for the followers: kurt cobain had a girlfriend whose deodorant he used a lot and one of their friends wrote ‘kurt smells like teen spirit’ and he thought it was some sort of rebellious slogan and it stuck with him
but what it really meant is he smells like chick deodorant
I….I fucking own this. It’s in my bathroom.
once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me