• AnonymousOne of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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  • Canis Baileyi Lupus: The Therian Life of Brandon

    danofthetubes:

    rats-in-the-walls:

    deadinmagazines:

    Oh snap

    BOOOOM

    #tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle

    GOD DAMMMNNNNNNNN

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If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.

John Mayer  (via black-cigar)
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i love autumn. the leaves fall and die like my hopes and dreams

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fricklefracklephan:

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

There is none

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ask-sane-belarus:

thepacificrimjob:

lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

fun fact for the followers: kurt cobain had a girlfriend whose deodorant he used a lot and one of their friends wrote ‘kurt smells like teen spirit’ and he thought it was some sort of rebellious slogan and it stuck with him

but what it really meant is he smells like chick deodorant

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I….I fucking own this. It’s in my bathroom.

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bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

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tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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jessepnkman:

once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

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akashikuroko:

fionabeingstupid:

oh you like that character?

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you love them?

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you’re obsessed?

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really?

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truly?

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I don’t believe you

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The last one killed me, omfg.

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