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u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

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But women can never be careful enough, can we? If we take naked pictures of ourselves, we’re asking for it. If someone can manage to hack into our accounts, we’re asking for it. If we’re not wearing anti-rape nail polish, we’re asking for it. If we don’t take self-defence classes, we’re asking for it. If we get drunk, we’re asking for it. If our skirts are too short, we’re asking for it. If we pass out at a party, we’re asking for it. If we are not hyper-vigilant every single fucking second of every single fucking day, we are asking for it. Even when we are hyper-vigilant, we’re still asking for it. The fact that we exist is asking for it.

This is what rape culture looks like.

This is what misogyny looks like.

from What Happened to Jennifer Lawrence Was Sexual Assault  (via time-khaleesi)
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Date someone who makes you feel like you have an extra hour in the ball pit.

onlyabigail (via perfect)
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zamezuka:

fractiousdebutante:

your blog is basically what your bedroom wall would be if no one cared

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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

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Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”

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Let’s see who’s over 18

On VHS.

On VHS and tv; when I was a kid italian public television used to broadcast Disney movies on New Year’s Eve…Those were the days, today’s all telenovelas and reality shows

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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  • me:I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
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  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone:(goes into the bathroom)
  • me:wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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